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Mireles

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While commonly agreed to be the most artistically gifted photographer of his generation, John is also remarkably humble. Though his assistants cower i...n fear and avoid his gaze whenever he’s on set, as his paying client, you will continually be impressed by his warm nature and friendly spirit. You’ll be especially impressed by his commitment to creative collaboration so long as you comply with his artistic vision and keep your hands off his inappropriately friendly eastern European girlfriend.

The gleam of all the many awards that he has won will pale in comparison to the orgy of delicately prepared food, free-flowing champagne, illicit white powdery substances, and accommodating young women/men/both that will await you in the motorhome on your shoot day. Remember, what happens in the mo-ho is forever captured on video so that we can blackmail you for its return later!
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