[ Posted: Feb 08, 2005 ]
Plankton Art Co. proudly presents:
THE AFFECTED PROVINCIAL'S ALMANACK, VOL. 1
Written, illustrated, designed, edited and published by Lord Breaulove
Swells Whimsy
A bounteous selection of essays, philosophical diagrams, poetry and other such theoretical tinkerings concerning the reintroduction of ancient charm into this vale of mud and tears known heretofore as the modern life. Lord Whimsy proudly presents to the publick a book of uncommon impishness; wherein Whimsy, as befitting his station as Mammal of Paradise and Ambassador of Heaven, dons the vestments of his office to summon his inner brilliance, the likes of which has never before been seen in this, our benighted age!
The reader shall bear witness to:
Sartorial cunning!
Jaunty verse!
Deftly rendered turns of phrase!
Witticisms!
Unbridled pedantry!
Dust motes!
Icy hauteur!
Well-muscled hindquarters!
Take to your breast this artifact of grace and beauty!
All copies are signed by the author.
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